Bullshit, defined...

I will paraphrase the correspondence that I received and exchanged to explain my situation, in a manner that most reading this may expect of me.


NC Dept of Revenue (not the FEDERAL IRS, mind you): "Mr. Evans, you did not file your 2003 taxes...

Me: "bullshit, homie... I took 3 months off in 03 due to damn near dying (literally, mind you), but still worked $4800 worth of overtime in the 9 months I worked... I filed and got money back, remember?

DOR: "No, we don't, show us"

Me: "Wait, what? Y'all GAVE ME MONEY BACK, WHY CAN YOU NOT SEE THAT?!!?"

DOR: "We don't see that, show us..."

Me: "dude, I have moved since then, I can't find the shit"

DOR: "Show us..."

Me: "dude, I even RE filed it for the second time when you audited in 2006, y'all gave me money then too, remember?"

DOR: "nope, show us that too"

Me: "is English your first language? I don't HAVE it, and YOU are auditing ME, you should have it!!!"

DOR: "we asked you to show us and you didn't, garnishment begins in 30 days, 10% of your gross comes to us until we say you're done..."

Me: "WHAT THE FUCK?!!?"



This all transpired from December 07 to January 08, the garnish has gone on arbitrarily from February 08 and continues for 8 more months now (according to my 03/13 morning phonecall) unless I magically prove I don't owe them money that they should be able to see that I have already paid.
Yes, I am in a shitty mood and I have been in a shitty mood for a LONG fucking time and thetre is nothing that you or anyone else (myself included) can do about it, so please stop fucking asking.
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