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The peace-bringing power of breasts (safe for work)

Listen to some sects of society and people like me might be considered a “perve” because I happen to make a point of NOT missing a chance to appreciate a nice pair of boobies.  Well, I happen to think that fact makes me a “connoisseur,” and not a pervert.  My brother and a couple of good friends agree with that sentiment.  Well, today, I am adding “humanitarian” to my list of duties.
            Today, I present a solution to the problem that is violence throughout the nation these days, and I call it “titties for peace.”

No, stay with me, here.

Have you EVER met a (straight) man and a lot of women too who could stay on their chosen topic when he happened to encounter some “surprise” titties?  See, using that nugget of information we would be able to reasonably stop crime right at their respective sources.  Hell,  this SHOULD be wildly effective, since titties come in all sizes and shapes, and so abundant that there is literally a pair fitting to EVERY man’s tastes. ·Angry at …

Where has he been?

Wow, looks like a ghost town around these parts, huh?
I saw the tumbleweed and heard the eerie music too, not to mention it seems that Blogger has changed things quite a bit in the dashboard as well. I haven’t left the two of you and my intentions have not been to let you down.
but… I’ve been BUSY!!!
One full-time job (the one that pays my mortgage)One semi-part time job (beer doesn’t pay for itself)Got married back in JuneA 1 year-old (a SECOND full-time in itself)Working on TWO books at the same damned time (tired of sitting on my dream)Sometimes posting on two other higher-profile sites; rippdemup.com and thetonygrands.comWe won’t even MENTION Tumblr (well, not again after that)
Yeah, suffice it to say that my hands have been VERY full of late, to the tune of an average of less than a post per month this year.
Unfortunately, other than what I have mentioned above, nothing of particular interest has happened to me this year.  Beyond those, I’d TRIED to come up with a reasonable…