so we got a slow start….
I expected a six-episode season to
mean that that the body count would be swift and intense, but I didn’t get
I DID get ol no-dick-having Theon Greyjoy showing off his (non) balls and
saving Yara.I DID get the surprise of
people who have quite apparently been away from everyone else for what is
apparently months and/or years learning that Arya is not dead, and I did get
Sansa still basking in her “Littlefinger is Dead” afterglow and not fucking
this episode up. We also got Euron thinking with his dick as his biggest mistake.
On the whole, though, this was a
WILD slow-building episode when one stops to consider that this season will
only be six episodes long.
The fact that the wall was breached was never mentioned by anyone until 40+
minutes in, the fact that Jon Snow had actually smanged his auntie (who, I
theorized, impregnated her in doing so) was not brought to us until ten minutes
after that and the fact that old talking-without-parting-her-teet…
This will be a summary… For the past twelve months, I have chronicled my exploits after
having attempted to rob Santa Claus for the world’s presents.What is left out to those who have not been
watching since Christmas time 2016 is why.
Well here I am to explain it. 1 – Rudolph is a dope fiend
[link] 2 – Santa is Rudolph’s Dealer
[link] 3 – BECAUSE Santa is Rudolph’s dealer, he should be robbed
[link] 4 – Shit is now going south, but I am turning it into money right?
[link] 5 – My greed is getting complicated, but shit is still moving
[link] 6 – Too. Damn. Good. To. Be. True
[link] 7 – I’ve been robbed!
[link] 8 – Fuck robbed, I been kidnapped!
[link] 9 – I want OUT of this situation now…
[link] 10 – … but DAMN this money is good!
[link] 11 – I’m forever to be a victim of my own desires,
[link] 12 – The liberal media only exists sometimes to complicate
[link] 13 – I’m getting out this shit, I have a plan!
[link] 14 – Resolution…Santa wins
I have written THOUSANDS of pages of
shit through …
Okay, when we left
you last month I was a little over two thirds of a million dollars up in the game,
less the cost of one used Subaru Impreza and various fuel supplies. All cash, all under the table money. Wasn’t much worried about the tax man coming
for me since they would have to PROVE a case and ain’t nobody in the whole
organization equipped to believe I got a magic bag of coal from a failed
attempt to rob Santa Claus.
my January research, I was lucky to have made my big money plays first. As I look back on this shit as it happened, I
probably should have called that good enough and invested what I had made and
lived nicely for the rest of forever. I
knew that I would hear from the transportation museums in three and six months
respectively and those drives would become residual income. They were privately buying fuel-grade
anthracite that I couldn’t sell to industry for the reasons that the initial and continued shift from coal
was a cost and transportabili…