First thing’s first. No one is
paying me to post this. [Note: if you want to, though, the PayPal
link is on the left] Now that we got THAT out of the way, let’s get down to it. September 2014, my iPod Nano finally succumbed to too many
drops and started to bust open at the top.
I had gotten it second hand and I was not about to lay out the cash for
any Apple product at the time.
I went with the Sony NWZ-E380 Walkman and it served me masterfully for
years. Gym duty, outdoor workouts,
sitting on the couch reading/writing, yard work and most importantly, DAILY
droning out of office chatter. “Well why don’t you use your phone for all that, Phlip?” Thanks for asking, I USED to use my phones for all of that, but I
found myself in possession of charger-dependent phones due to the constant need
of charge due to 8-hours-a-day constant usage.
Anyway. Syncing the Sony last week
brought me to the realization that it has met its demise.
I sent it on to glory (did you sing that line?
I did!) and ju…
At what point do people stop counting their childrens' age in months and start telling us how old the fucking child is?
"how old is your daughter?"
"oh, she's 43 months" BITCH, SHE'S THREE!!!
Why the fuck didn't your ugly-ass mom use birth control?
Why do people have such a hard time respecting other peoples' right to not give a fuck? F'rinstance, someone injures themselves, or are otherwise in some kind of agony as a result of their own designs... Now you have to listen to them go on and on and fucking on about how sore they are, how badly injured they've become or whatever.
Please, just shut the fuck up and get through it.
What self-respecting barber expecting to take in new business would still give someone a flattop in 2009?
Yes, I saw one Monday, and no I did not take a picture because I would have had to kick his ass for photographing the tragedy that was his haircut.
Why the fuck don't your kids have to play outside in the 1000° sun eve…