You ever listen to
two old men bragging about being sugar daddies?
Like that is some shit to be PROUD of?
I am getting gas on my way to my sister’s a couple Sundays ago.
The station I went to was one of those
Asian-owned joints with the illegal video poker machines in the corner. Stationed at two of the five machines were
two old (65-70ish) men, each nursing a Miller Lite (before noon on a Sunday!) and chatting each other up the way boys tend to do when
they’re drinking and playing.
I was grabbing a
drink for myself in addition to gas, so I had to go right by the duo and their
conversation was HILARIOUS to me. My nosy ass slow-walked to the case and fiddled with my phone for a reason to listen to them trying to impress one another for women that weren't around anyway.
#1: “Sheeeeeit, n**ga. I got me a coupla dem young tenders right
now. Them young girls love me man!”
#2: “I hear you”
#1: “Just like I told my grandson a couple days
ago, it don’t matter if I got gam…
(photo credit) Sometimes when I am all
alone, I make up new lyrics to existing songs and repeat them until I remember
them. When the REAL song is on, I will sing my lyrics
(loudly) and watch for people’s reaction. Misappropriation is not the same thing as
misquoting, which is a different (but actually innocent) fun. I cannot imagine
either of you reading the above three sentences without wanting examples, so
there is really no reason for me to continue pussyfooting with any lead-in here.
One time I’m in my
car with my nephews. I have a radio that is effectively a 6” android
computer of sorts, so I have a SanDisk Cruzer in it with all my preferred music
on it. As I picked them up, I was listening to UGK.
Album: Too Hard To Swallow, track 3… Pocket Full of
I let Bun B’s verse ride right through without issue, but when verse two
started… “Back in the days they used to run up saying Pimp C what ya know?
I tell 'em get your scones and get the fuck away from me hoe!
This week will be really
simple. In the blitz of life-changing
maneuvers and being busy with work and life in general, sometimes cooking needs
to be kept as simple as possible. I am just going to apologize/not apologize right out front. We normally plan these on the weekend coming into the week, but one of the most important people in my life got hitched this weekend so we were busy celebrating. Yet, we must still eat good to live good. Lemon citrus pepper baked chicken wings and cauliflower Florentine
bake. Let’s start with the wings: Chicken (duh!)1/3 cup lime (or lemon if you prefer) juice2 tbsp olive oilOnion Powder, lemon lepper seasoning and salt all to taste Plan ahead. Cut the wings into
sections and place into a large bag then mix the above wet and dry ingredients
for a marinade and mix well. Put it
aside in the fridge and leave the house for several hours. Once back in the kitchen,
pre-heat the oven to 375°. Spread your
wings on a lined and sprayed cooking sheet an…