so we got a slow start….
I expected a six-episode season to
mean that that the body count would be swift and intense, but I didn’t get
I DID get ol no-dick-having Theon Greyjoy showing off his (non) balls and
saving Yara.I DID get the surprise of
people who have quite apparently been away from everyone else for what is
apparently months and/or years learning that Arya is not dead, and I did get
Sansa still basking in her “Littlefinger is Dead” afterglow and not fucking
this episode up. We also got Euron thinking with his dick as his biggest mistake.
On the whole, though, this was a
WILD slow-building episode when one stops to consider that this season will
only be six episodes long.
The fact that the wall was breached was never mentioned by anyone until 40+
minutes in, the fact that Jon Snow had actually smanged his auntie (who, I
theorized, impregnated her in doing so) was not brought to us until ten minutes
after that and the fact that old talking-without-parting-her-teet…
This is one that has been up for debate for many years. We’re to understand that Santa already had
his reindeer fleet set to go, and all of a sudden another one shows up out of nowhere with a
bright red nose? Nah dawg, that ain’t
how the story went. It CAN'T be. Today, I am here to
lay it out for real.
We readily believe that Santa handles his Christmas duties every year
with the same 8 reindeer; Dasher, Dancer, Prancer and Vixen… Comet, Cupid, Donner and Blitzen (admit it, you sang that shit, didn't you?). All of a sudden, after 100 years there is a
new reindeer at the North Pole? HOW LONG
WAS THIS DUDE THERE?!!? And to make the story just a little more juicy, how about the fact that one that no one was allowed to see or hear of him from the beginning of the Santa Claus story in 1839 to the discovery of Cocaine in the late 1850s and then still remaining COMPLETELY hidden until the story they…
This will be a summary… For the past twelve months, I have chronicled my exploits after
having attempted to rob Santa Claus for the world’s presents.What is left out to those who have not been
watching since Christmas time 2016 is why.
Well here I am to explain it. 1 – Rudolph is a dope fiend
[link] 2 – Santa is Rudolph’s Dealer
[link] 3 – BECAUSE Santa is Rudolph’s dealer, he should be robbed
[link] 4 – Shit is now going south, but I am turning it into money right?
[link] 5 – My greed is getting complicated, but shit is still moving
[link] 6 – Too. Damn. Good. To. Be. True
[link] 7 – I’ve been robbed!
[link] 8 – Fuck robbed, I been kidnapped!
[link] 9 – I want OUT of this situation now…
[link] 10 – … but DAMN this money is good!
[link] 11 – I’m forever to be a victim of my own desires,
[link] 12 – The liberal media only exists sometimes to complicate
[link] 13 – I’m getting out this shit, I have a plan!
[link] 14 – Resolution…Santa wins
I have written THOUSANDS of pages of
shit through …